These are just some of the best ways you can totally wreck a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.

Blow It Up

This is a good starting point as there are so many ways in which you can actually blow up a van! Using TNT is a good idea because believe it or not it is safe because you can detonate it from a distance. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.

How About Rolling The Van Over

You actually need to be behind the wheel to be doing this which is why it is one of the most dangerous ways to wreck a van. Many films feature vans rolling over, toppling down a hill or something along these lines. The important thing to remember is that most of the time it is a model and when it isn’t the van is designed to be rolled and not hurt the driver in anyway. If you were to roll over a normal van then whoever is driving is pretty much dead.

Crash It

This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day.The main reason why this is the biggest killer is because people try not to actually crash into things but of course it happens every day across the world. This is something that should be left to the dummies.

So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.

You really should not try this at home because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"!”